Clean Up on Aisle 3

I want to know what is wrong with my children. I take them to stores and they turn into raving lunatics. They have to run and chase and tackle each other. Today we went to the distribution center to pick up some new under's and they were laughing like hyena's and running about like a herd of antelope. I demanded that they stop or they would not get to pick out a toy from the adjacent D.I. and they froze for about 3 seconds. After searching through the toy aisle for more than thirty minutes they both found and decided on one toy. I found some children's medium size racing gloves for $1.50 and at the check out our total was only $4.25. As I was reaching for my money the chimpanzees in and on my cart managed to tip it over pinning Seth under the cart. The workers quickly raced over to assist us and right the cart. There I was struggling with my concern and anger. I gave them both hugs and checked for blood. Then I reminded them that this is AGAIN why we don't hang on or off of carts. The clerk just looked at me kind of askance and I felt inclined to say that it would be a little less dramatic if this was the first or even the second time they had done this.